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Thursday, May 5, 2011
Chris Charles: The Infidel Strikes
Back!
This is a time to celebrate! The
world’s most notorious terrorist is dead and OUR brave Navy SEALs killed him! If there is ever a time to spike the football
Mr. President, it is NOW. We should be doing a Terrell Owens or Chad Ochocinco style touchdown dance here; we should be getting
15 yard penalties for excessive celebration. The crowd chanting USA! USA! USA! Outside the White House Sunday night wasn’t
afraid of what the Islamists thought. Why are you?
This is a great victory for our country, for President Obama, yet he insists on raining on our
parade. Mr. President YOU gave the order to kill bin Laden that’s something to be PROUD of! There’s no need to
defend yourself to us, the American public. Armed, unarmed, armed with a super soaker, panties on the head, shot in the back,
whatever, who cares? What, are they going to take away your Peace Prize?
What’s important is, he’s dead. Now let’s see those
photographs! Other than the Islamofascists (and liberal Democrats), who would be offended by morbid pictures of Osama after
going two rounds with an M16 assault rifle?
If the Muslim maniacs are offended by our action, well that’s just too damn bad, they’re already
offended by our mere existence. Withholding a death photo or disposing of his body according to Muslim culture will do nothing
to change that. The radical Islamists will always hate this country and so will the radical leftists, so there is no sense
in trying to placate either.
Why do we bend over backward to appease the scum of the earth Islamic terrorists? I’m glad that we dumped
bin Laden’s body overboard off the flight deck of the USS Carl Vinson to sleep with the fishes but did we really need
to give him a ‘proper Muslim’ funeral prior to doing so? I wonder who ordered that? I very much doubt the boys
from SEAL Team Six took it upon themselves to follow Islamic tradition in this case. Unless urinating on the corpse is part
of the traditional Islamic send-off, I think we could have done without it.
It’s not like the Muslim fanatics are attentive to our sensitivities.
Did any of the 9/11 victims get a chance to surrender? Did the ‘practitioners of the religion of peace’ give American
Journalist Daniel Pearl a proper Jewish burial after they cut off his head while chanting to Allah? Did they think twice before
releasing the videotape of that beheading?
Osama’s lifeless, bullet-riddled corpse hadn’t yet reached the bottom of the Arabian Sea and
already the President’s was on television reassuring Muslims that it was nothing personal. Enough already, we get it,
not all Muslims are bad but the uncomfortable truth is some of them are and we should not feel guilty and ashamed if we knock
one of them off. We should dance in the street to celebrate the joyous occasion and if that is offensive to anyone please
send your complaints (along with a return address) to the counter terrorism taskforce, at the J Edgar Hoover FBI Building
in Washington DC and they will be sure and get right back to you.
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Chris Charles: Obama Gets Osama
Well done Mr. President! I don’t often
say that about this President but we have to give him credit. He did not back down, he did not quit. Your average leftist
would have had neither the inclination nor the dedication to accomplish this mission. We all know Bush had what it took to
get Osama but we were not sure about President Obama, there was some question as to whether Barack Obama would continue fighting
the global war on terror. Thankfully he has.
Initially he wanted to close the terrorist detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Thus far he has not.
Initially he wanted to conduct civilian trails for terrorists in New York City. Thus far he has not.
He could have abandoned the war on terror
and instead charged the Bush administration with crimes against humanity. God knows that’s what most leftists wish he
would do. If they had their way, instead of Navy SEALs the President first would send in an ACLU lawyer and a UN human rights
monitor to make sure Osama’s ‘civil rights’ were not infringed upon.
Okay so he’s not Winston Churchill but he did give the okay
for the SEAL Team Six to violate Pakistani airspace and take out the bastard. As it turns out he’s not quite the Code
Pinko anti-American that some of us feared he was. President Obama gave the order to shoot Osama bin Laden in the head and
he didn’t even make the SEALs read him his Miranda rights’ first.
That said, let’s not get carried away as some on the left
are. The ‘give peace a change’ crowd is now heralding President Obama as if he is George Washington, Abe Lincoln
and John Wayne all rolled into one. Take it easy! He did order the strike but it’s not as if he donned face paint and picked up an assault rifle.
Let us not forget the real heroes in all of this are members of SEAL Team Six along with the rest of our armed forces who
have fought radical Islam for nearly ten years running.
There is no doubt that the President deserves credit for doing the right thing in this case but we would
be remised if we didn’t give at least some of that credit to those infamous war criminals George Bush and Dick Cheney.
After all, it was their policies that have kept America safe since 9/11 and it was their policies that eventually sent OBL
to meet Allah sooner than he would have liked.
It may have taken nearly 10 years to accomplish but at long last, vengeance is ours. Yet we mustn’t
confuse vengeance with victory, there are still many battles to be fought if we are to rid the world of this insidious threat.
Osama bin Laden is dead, thank Allah, but there are thousands more just as dangerous, just as merciless and just as evil as
bin Laden. His death will do little to change the hearts and minds of those who think God will reward them for committing
genocide. I only pray that the death of this Muslim madman from hell will help ease the pain and anguish of the families who
watched as their innocent loved ones were brutally murdered on that fateful September morning.
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Thursday, April 28, 2011
A Documented Democrat
Well it’s about time! The White House
has FINALLY released President Obama’s birth certificate. It’s over two years too late but I guess better late
than never, right? What, was he too busy golfing and campaigning to pick up a phone and get his original birth certificate
from Hawaii?
I’m
sure personal privacy is important to the President but President of the United States is not a good carrier for those who
value their anonymity.
So now we know, Barack Obama was in fact born in Hawaii. Still, he spent much of his youth in an Indonesian ‘madrasah’
BUT at least he was born here and now we can move on to bigger and better issues, like what a disaster this man is as President.
We have (among other
things) an economy that has been circling the drain for years now, more debt than anyone can conceive of and chaos in the
Middle East yet we’re focusing on where this guy was born. Nobody knows what the heck is going on in Libya or Syria
but at least they now know Barack Obama was born at the Kapi’olani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital.
Who cares where he was born, I don’t
care if he was born on Mars. What I’m concerned about is where he is taking this country. It doesn’t REALLY matter
if he was or wasn’t born in Kenya, if we’re not careful we are going to BECOME Kenya.
Although it is a bit perplexing how for all
this time the media never pressed this issue. Could you imagine if a Republican President refused to release a birth certificate?
How is it that the media was able to get their hands on every shred of compromising documentation regarding George W Bush,
including fraudulent documents concerning his military service but they couldn’t be bothered to find out whether or
not Barack Obama was legally eligible to serve as President?
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Chris Charles: The Donald Doctrine
We Don’t Take No Crap From Nobody
We are still over a year and a half away from next Presidential election but with Jimmy Carter Jr. taking
us straight down the tubes at record speed; it is never too early to start taking about 2012.
Who can take it to President Obama? Who has bold new ideas for
the future? Who has the financial resources to keep up with the DNC? Who won’t back down from a fight? Who can turn
the country around? Who can actually win?
Of the dozen or so GOP 2012 hopefuls, most have only a snowballs chance in hell of dethroning the ‘audacious
one’. Does anybody really think Tim Pawlenty or Newt Gingrich can beat President Obama in the general election?
Who else is running on
the GOP side?
Buddy
Roemer: Never heard of him.
Fred
Karger: Never heard of him.
Mitch
Daniels: Never heard of him.
Jon
Huntsman: Never heard of him.
Remember, no matter what, 20 to 30 percent of Americans will vote Obama. He could announce to the world he is really
a Kenyan born Muslim while simultaneously lighting the American flag on fire and still the diehard Democrats would support
him. So even though ‘regular’ Americans are fed up with ‘Obamunism’, it won’t be easy unseating
an incumbent President.
If the GOP is going to take down President Obama in 2012, they’ll need someone conservative enough to contrast
with the President’s ‘progressive policies’ AND someone who can appeal to the so-called ‘independents’.
Independents aren’t
so much independent as they are indifferent, they don’t know and don’t care about government and politics but
for some reason they insist on voting in Presidential elections. Typically, these people vote for the person with the best
hair or the best TV commercials, they’re too busy to bother with issues of substance, they’re more interested
in celebrities and reality shows. So why not choose a candidate that combines both celebrities and reality TV?
Okay, so the Donald may not be the PERFECT
candidate but who is? Mike Huckabee? Rudy Giuliani? Mitt Romney has some good ideas and he definitely has the hair for it
but don’t forget Romney implemented Romneycare when he was the governor of Massachusetts.
Ronald Reagan IS NOT
running in 2012 so we are going to have to settle for someone else and of all the current Republican challengers Trump is
the one who makes the most sense on the critical issues of our time. Besides, it’s not like he could do any worse than
Barry.
Who is better
equipped to turn around our decimated economy than the Donald? He is one of the most successful businessmen in American history,
he’s Donald Trump for crying out loud! Compare that to Barack Obama, who’s never ran so much as a hot dog stand.
And so what if he
is a political new comer, in my book, that’s a good thing. I’ve never understood why so many Republicans support
these re-treads, these lifelong politicians. I know that unproven candidates can be risky, we’ve been burned before.
Tea Party favorite Scott Brown turned out to be a RINO and here in California the ‘governator’ turned out to be
more like HAL 9000 but just because someone has been in politics a long time doesn’t mean they’re any good at
it. John McCain has been in the Senate, for like, a hundred years and just look at what a disaster he was as a Presidential
candidate.
Who else
is on the GOP side is out there offering solutions? Ron Paul? The guy that says rent is ‘too damn high’ in New
York? I don’t hear any other GOP hopefuls telling it like it is. Trump is the only one saying that we need to stop bending
over (both literally and figuratively) for countries like China and Iran. The Donald is the only one saying we’re not
going to take any crap from anyone, anymore. Just look at the verbal beat down he laid on Rosie O’Donnell, could you
imagine what he would do to Hugo Chavez?
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Thursday, April 21, 2011
Chris Charles: Socialist Networking
He’s baaaaaaack! Just when you thought
it was safe to go back on the 405, President Obama and his entourage are back in California to collect campaign contributions
and to completely ruin the lives of commuters.
Is it just me or does it seem like the President spends more time in Beverly Hills than he does
in DC? And it’s not like
he’s here to help solve any of our problems (of which there are many). He’s here to hobnob with billionaire leftists
and to finance his reelection campaign.
To be fair, President Obama’s not here JUST to bilk the bank accounts of prominent leftists. His two
day trip to California started with a townhall meeting in Northern California, so that the President could ‘connect’
and answer questions from ‘regular’ Americans, you know, like Mark Zuckerberg. But after that it has been one
fundraiser after another.
It wouldn’t be so bad if he came here every once in awhile to do official Presidential business, we are the world’s
fifth largest economy (check that, we used to be the fifth, now we are the eighth largest economy). Los Angeles is the nation’s
second largest city. San Diego is home to Camp Pendleton and most of the Navy’s Pacific fleet, I’m sure he could
find something to do here other than line his political pockets.
Honestly, I don’t think the locals would mind the President fouling up our
air with his carbon emitting fleet of aircraft and his eight mile-per-gallon limousine if he would just take a few minutes
out of his busy fundraising schedule to address some of the problems faced by the rest of us Californians who are not billionaires.
We wouldn’t
so much mind him screwing up traffic and turning 45 minute commutes into four to five hour commutes if he would only pretend
to care about the $368 billion mountain of debt we are under out here. Instead he’s here only to swindle millions from
socialist suckers that have nothing better to do with their billions.
Part of the reason we have such a serious debt problem here in California is because
we have a major illegal alien problem but does the President say anything about that? No, there was no time for that but he
did find the time to hang out with the facebook people. The President had no time for the 20% of Californians who are out
of work either but you can bet he’ll have time to eat dinner at Steven Spielberg’s house.
One Presidential event, a left-winger lunch
today here in Los Angeles netted President Obama and the Dems $35,800 a plate! Who the hell is paying nearly 40 grand just
to have the chance to brownnose Barack? You could buy pretty nice car for that! Do these lefties really have nothing better
to spend their money on?
Maybe the President is right; maybe we should raise taxes on the rich! Wouldn’t these people feel better about
themselves if they gave that 36K to a charity that helps sick children or something? Then again, what could be more worthwhile
and important than re-electing our ‘historic’ President?
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